We got back from a lovely holiday yesterday; more of that anon.

Today, the boiler was due its "annual"[1] safety inspection. It went roughly thus :
Gas man looks at boiler, pulls a face at its antiquity
Gas man opens boiler, sucks his teeth
Gas man sniffs boiler and declares "EPIC FAIL"[2]
atreic (who is home) has to sign a declaration that she understands that the boiler is IMMEDIATELY DANGEROUS (which means that if we refuse to allow immediate disconnection, our supplier has legal powers to force disconnection), and that attempting to reconnect it would be an offense under the Gas Safety (Installation and Use) Regulations, punishable by a fine not exceeding £5000.
The boiler is a Thorn M (which seems to be so old that there isn't anything much on the internet about it, hence the photos here for all you antique boiler fetishists). Boiler Man has confirmed that he can't get the necessary spares, so replacement is going to be necessary.
That's not so simple, however. The condemned boiler is a floor-mounted one, which are now illegal to install. As you will see from the photo below, there isn't room to put a wall-mounted one near where the current boiler is. Boiler Man looked around the house, and decided the only suitable external wall is one in the front bedroom, which will lose us at least one wardrobe.

So far, so good. However, new boilers use a pressurised system for their radiators. With the exception of the extension, our radiators are too old to cope with this without going pop, so will all need replacing. Boiler Man thinks this is about a week's work for him, and would cost around £3000. In the mean time, we have no hot water (except that provided by an immersion heater which may or may not work). Thankfully the shower heats its own water...
Boiler Man is busy this week, but could do the work next week. I suspect our landlord will drag his feet as much as he can, but hopefully the agents can be persuaded to expedite things anyway. I fear I may have to get stroppy...
[1] We're the first tenants, and I do wonder if the agents ever actually saw a certificate...
[2] The pilot system is faulty (we knew that, it kept going out!), and one of the valves is leaking
A couple more photos of the condemned boiler can be found in the gallery.
Today, the boiler was due its "annual"[1] safety inspection. It went roughly thus :
Gas man looks at boiler, pulls a face at its antiquity
Gas man opens boiler, sucks his teeth
Gas man sniffs boiler and declares "EPIC FAIL"[2]
The boiler is a Thorn M (which seems to be so old that there isn't anything much on the internet about it, hence the photos here for all you antique boiler fetishists). Boiler Man has confirmed that he can't get the necessary spares, so replacement is going to be necessary.
That's not so simple, however. The condemned boiler is a floor-mounted one, which are now illegal to install. As you will see from the photo below, there isn't room to put a wall-mounted one near where the current boiler is. Boiler Man looked around the house, and decided the only suitable external wall is one in the front bedroom, which will lose us at least one wardrobe.
So far, so good. However, new boilers use a pressurised system for their radiators. With the exception of the extension, our radiators are too old to cope with this without going pop, so will all need replacing. Boiler Man thinks this is about a week's work for him, and would cost around £3000. In the mean time, we have no hot water (except that provided by an immersion heater which may or may not work). Thankfully the shower heats its own water...
Boiler Man is busy this week, but could do the work next week. I suspect our landlord will drag his feet as much as he can, but hopefully the agents can be persuaded to expedite things anyway. I fear I may have to get stroppy...
[1] We're the first tenants, and I do wonder if the agents ever actually saw a certificate...
[2] The pilot system is faulty (we knew that, it kept going out!), and one of the valves is leaking
A couple more photos of the condemned boiler can be found in the gallery.
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At least it's still vaguely summery...
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As I (and somebody else) said on IRC, I'm pretty sure this is just plain false, so either there was a miscommunication or your boiler man is trying it on...
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http://www.idealboilers.com/mexico_he.html
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this page about boilers which doesn't say floor ones can't be installed. Brighton and Hove tell me that floor mounted are less efficient but not that you can't have them.
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*I found something the other day which mum had written which mentioned how I had disliked the fact that my bed was over the old boiler and I was scared it was going to blow up and that they'd poo-poo'd this idea but actually when they had it replaced they learnt that my fears not hugely misplaced. I'd forgotten all about it until I read this.
**I think it was lack of airing cupboard that caused dad not to make wine after we moved in '86. Not making bread was more to do with mum working and having an iffy shoulder but she missed the airing cupboard as a location.
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All you can eat hot water (shower as long as you like).
Energy efficient (only heat the water you use).
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Heat on demand (combi boilers) are great. No messing around waiting for a big tank of water to heat up. My rented flat has one.
Balanced flue is a must these days.
Boiler in bedroom sounds unfun (noisey).
Would try to get someone else in to see what options they could come up with.
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My mother's house had a boiler in what was the dining room, because there was no suitable wall in the kitchen*. When my mother was unable to go upstairs, she slept in this room; which we were told - by the engineer who came to inspect for insurance cover - was not legal. He winked at it, because there really was nothing else to be done.
Now that I let the house, no one sleeps in that room. So - boiler in bedroom??
*The house has had 2 boilers, the current one, a wall boiler, is about 10 years old and in good nick.
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The gas engineer was talking bollocks about the radiators needing pressurised system. That's assuming what would be put in is a combination boiler, which will remove the need for the hot water tank upstairs, and does function on a sealed system basis. However, if you replace with a conventional condensing boiler then it will continue to heat the hot water tank for DHW and the radiators using the current unsealed system with header tank up in the loft somewhere, which means not replacing the rads.
I've had combis, they are good until they stop and then you are left without either hot water or heating (unless you have a leccy shower, which at least gives you that as an option to have something other than a bloody freezing bath). I like the combi overall though as no hot tank to worry about, only me here most of the time so more efficient. Is a slight pain as I have to run off quite a bit for kitchen sink to get hot water to there due to the run of pipe and the boiler heating water from cold. Combi's are also way overspecced on the CH side due to having to heat water on demand so are excellent at keeping a house as warm as you could ever want and can heat them up faster.
But again, not your problem, landlord's problem, and if he drags feet, investigate local environmental health. They take a dim view of such things.