posted by
emperor at 06:01pm on 01/09/2008
One of the items in the post today is from The DVLA, addressed to the previous tenant (or one of their aliases, anyway). On the back it says "If undelivered, please do NOT return to sender".
I'm tempted to put it back in the post marked "not at this address, return to sender", and cross that text out on the back, replacing it with "what do you expect me to do with it? The Postal Services Act 2000, S84 makes it illegal to interfere with anothers' post".
But really, how stupid is that? If they mean "if undelivered, please throw away", they could damn well say that.
I'm tempted to put it back in the post marked "not at this address, return to sender", and cross that text out on the back, replacing it with "what do you expect me to do with it? The Postal Services Act 2000, S84 makes it illegal to interfere with anothers' post".
But really, how stupid is that? If they mean "if undelivered, please throw away", they could damn well say that.
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In this case I'd agree that returning it to sender regardless is a good idea, on the grounds that it should be their problem rather than (as far as possible) yours if their address database is inaccurate, and if lots of junk keeps coming back "not known" then this might eventually motivate them to do something about it such as fixing their database. They might want to be able to send out random crap to bogus name+address pairs without the consequences coming back through their letterbox, but you are under no obligation to gratify that selfish and unhelpful desire of theirs.
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(I've also heard it claimed that if anyone sticks anything through your letter box by mistake, they're entitled to have it back. Apparently, it's legally useful to ask Crappaware agents whether they intended to put their catalogue through your letter box before refusing to give it back.)
Me, I'd write "not known at this address" in large letters on the front and stick it back in a pillar box. That makes it Royal Mail's problem.
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As for the undelivered bit, don't they mean "If this gets lost in the post, don't bother finding it and delivering it, we're going to send another one anyway"? In which case, sending it back marked "not at this address" will at least alert them to the fact that it ain't gonna get a positive response.
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Painting the envelope pink is optional.
Pink, I guess, is the colour of the person who infringed the postal services act by leaving his keys behind:
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I understand that your reading of The Postal Services Act is correct. A number of years ago we received a number of letters from a company to somebody at our address who didn't live there, we sent them back marked "not at this address". They kept turning up. They looked like financial demands. Eventually I opened one and 'phoned the company. I got a shouting at for opening mail not addressed to me, but got thanked because the person had bought stuff and used our address as a false one and they were then able to chase him up via other routes. I don't know the outcome.