Matthew's Journal

Hooray! I'm not the only one! In fact, I'm so right-handed that I often just use the fork (I remember my Spanish teacher telling us that she did much the same... and the locals thought she must have injured her left hand, because she wasn't using it!) If anyone ever queries my use of orc irons, I tend to fall back on the axiom: "them as has the most cutlery throw the most bread rolls"!