posted by
emperor at 07:25pm on 04/03/2003
I ____ Emperor.
Emperor is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would _______.
I think Emperor should _____.
Emperor needs ______.
I want to ____________ Emperor.
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Emperor is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would _______.
I think Emperor should _____.
Emperor needs ______.
I want to ____________ Emperor.
Anonymous comments allowed, just for this post.
(no subject)
Emperor is one of the best people I know.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would open a bottle of port and give him port and cuddles.
I think Emperor should not listen to people who tell him what he "should" do.
Emperor needs to be cuddled and cheered up and to know he's loved lots.
I want to give lots of hugs and cuddles and other nice affectionate and intimate things to Emperor.
(no subject)
Emperor is a really nice guy.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would hang on to my clothing, but I'd only be teasing.
I think Emperor should lean on his friends when times are hard.
Emperor needs a break from too much work.
I want to hug Emperor.
(no subject)
Emperor is a six ton semi-autonomous robot.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would probably geek about something of mutual interest.
I think Emperor should exile his enemies to Kherson.
Emperor needs a lot less stress in his life.
I want to rotate Emperor.
(no subject)
Emperor is a man of many contradictions.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would probably have a liquid-fuelled, good conversation.
I think Emperor should start to see his life improving once he's out of the vet school.
Emperor needs food, badly.
I want to go to the Hat more often with Emperor.
(no subject)
Emperor is cute and interesting to talk to.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would probably be tempted to be rather flirty, but would try to resist for fear of giving him more angst in his life, and would therefore suggest a game of canasta instead. :)
I think Emperor should come and visit us more often.
Emperor needs someone who can love him & be there for him & not give him more stress in his life.
I want to hug Emperor.
(no subject)
(no subject)
Emperor is interesting and mysterious.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would ask if I could find out more about him.
I think Emperor should tell me why he chose "Emperor" and "Republic" as his names on #soc.bi.
Emperor needs nutella, of course!.
I want to meet Emperor.
(no subject)
This is beginning to be a FAQ. I should answer it at some point :-)
(no subject)
Emperor is perpetually stressed.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would probably end up comiserating about his latest romantic woes.
I think Emperor should work out why he always goes for unavailable women.
Emperor needs inner peace.
I want to be nice to Emperor.
(no subject)
I want to get an Emperor.
Emperor is Butt-Naked.
If I were alone in a room with Emperor, I would be creeped out if my dad were walking behind me.
I think Emperor should run on any computer that can read CD-ROMs and has a web browser.
Emperor needs a superb PR staff.
I want to see an independent and powerful Emperor.
(no subject)