posted by [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com at 05:02pm on 19/05/2005
Def. admits to drinking seven pints of strong lager. He did not plan to drive home but he took a late decision to go for it. Reversing in the car park he hit a stationary car. The driver started to shout and thump on the roof of def's car, but def claims not to have noticed. Driving off, def manages fifty yards before hitting a concrete bus shelter. This he admits to having noticed.
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posted by [personal profile] emperor at 05:08pm on 19/05/2005
Well done, you can cut-and-paste.

Did you mean to add a comment or something?
 
posted by [identity profile] cartesiandaemon.livejournal.com at 05:11pm on 19/05/2005
No, I thought it was funny and short enough to share with anyone reading this post. *shrug*
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posted by [personal profile] emperor at 11:06pm on 19/05/2005
Fair enough.

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